Showing posts with label Kim. Show all posts
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Sunday, 8 July 2018

I Came, I Saw, I Lunched (Bigly)

A radio guest once explained to a DJ, why he was lucky not to be late for their live interview. The guest used the underground to avoid traffic delays and indeed the trip began well. The guest exited his subway car not only at the correct station but also comfortably ahead of schedule. However on leaving the platform he looked up to see a sign which stated 'Dogs MUST be carried on escalator'. The guest then described his frantic panic as he searched high and low through the teeming flow of passengers for more than 40 minutes trying to find a dog somewhere in the crowd. When he was finally successful the guest then needed another 20 minutes to convince the dog's owner to briefly lend him the mutt so he could ride the escalator up out of the station. This anecjoke™© was obviously a mischievous farce but the point was clear enough; sometimes the key issue is not the message itself but how the message is presented and understood. 





Since 1953, Kim Il-Sung, Kim Jong-Il and Kim Jong-Un have, in succession, ruthlessly enforced and desperately clung to ideologies which China slowly relaxed back in 1978 and which the Soviet Union dropped like a hot potato in 1989.  Unfortunately for North Korea's long-suffering citizens, the Kim dynasty fails to realise that Stalinist personality cults are simply not like flared pants, which you can obstinately cling onto for three decades until they finally come back into fashion.  


Vitaly Mansky's critically acclaimed documentary "Under The Sun" portrays an 8 year old schoolgirl named Zinmi preparing to join the NK Children's Union.  Zinmi's class is taught how Kim Il-Sung defeated the US forces of evil by crushing them under a huge boulder. The same evil US forces are, even now, preparing to kill Zinmi's parents as they sleep in their beds if they let their guard down for just an instant. The only hope for Zinmi's family to live a long, happy, secure life together is under the protection of Super Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un.  

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/asia_pacific/for-north-koreas-kims-its-never-too-soon-to-start-brainwashing/2015/01/15/a23871c6-9a67-11e4-86a3-1b56f64925f6_story.html?utm_term=.37a3c5283dcc   

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/dec/21/life-in-north-korea-the-early-years

After 65 years of such relentless indoctrination, news of Kim's June meeting with Mr T in Singapore required a very careful spin to ensure the correct understanding by Kim's subjects back home. Kim's earlier meetings with South Korea's Moon Jae-In and China's Xi Jin-Ping were only reported in NK after the meetings were successfully completed and all the video footage had been edited to maximise its propaganda value.  By contrast the meeting with Mr T was heralded in advance during prime time, to show Kim's elevation to top tier international statesman, confidently buoyed by his much-vaunted nuclear deterrent, which he would use to negotiate from a position of strength. Certainly there was no mention of impending new rounds of punishing international sanctions against NK or a three line whip issued by the Giant Panda next door to "...play nicely or else".   


Risky Business : a tricky first date


After a somewhat hairy 2017 characterised by disappointing elections and escalating military tension around the globe, diffusing tension in Korea actually offers several presidents the chance to finally deliver what we expect from heads of state engaging maturely in global politics in the 21st century. 

South Korea's Pres. Moon
From his inauguration in May 2017, SK's President Moon Jae-In personally redefined the expression 'to hit the ground running', working urgently to shrug off decades of ingrained government cynicism and antipathy towards North Korea. Despite fierce criticism from the conservative right, including accusations of reckless foolishness, being a NK stooge and upsetting US sentiment, Moon re-opened dialogue with NK's Super Supreme Leader Kim Jung-Un in May 2017 when NK missile launches had reached an alarming 3 per month.  After this rapprochement , launches reduced to 2 per month until August and then only one each in September and November - although the last of these confirmed the potential to reach the continental US.  

By January 2018, the Koreas re-established a long-abandoned hotline for direct communication and SK secured US agreement to postpone the regular 'Foal Eagle' combined forces military drills which NK (rightly or wrongly) interprets as preparations for an invasion.


By February 2018 NK had not only accepted an invitation to participate in SK's upcoming Winter Olympic Games but Kim JongUn's highly photogenic younger sister Kim Yo-Jong attended as a high-level emissary, becoming the first member of the Kim dynasty to visit SK since the cease fire was brokered in 1953.

Kim Yo-Jong and Moon Jae-In at the PyeongChang Winter Olympics
"U.S. Vice President Mike Pence ... who seemed to go out of [his] way to not acknowledge the North Koreans despite sitting just few feet (meters) away"
https://indianexpress.com/article/sports/sport-others/winter-olympics-kim-jong-un-sister-north-south-korea-5060537/

Through all of this Pres. Moon had to delicately spin the news of his progress via SK's respectfully dubious media to its vociferously skeptical audience.  It is a fine balance; on the one hand to lead people one small step at a time so as not to make them nervous but on the other hand, asking them to consider the much bigger picture; the prize of a meaningful peace. 

China's Pres. Xi
Meanwhile many political observers spent 2017 watching NK missile launches and underground nuclear tests, scratching their heads, wondering why China was not using its undoubted influence to rein in NK's bellicose and increasingly daring Kim Kong.




Frustrated criticism came thick and fast reminding China of its responsibility to show a united front with the global community.

Things eventually became clear in Feb 2018 when China unsportingly announced an end to presidential term limits. Behind closed doors the National People's Congress had been quietly voting for (ironically) less frequent Presidential elections and then deciding how this should be spun to ensure it was correctly understood at home and abroad.

https://www.scmp.com/news/china/policies-politics/article/2136740/china-ends-presidential-term-limits-what-other-changes

With its own house in order, Pres. Xi JinPing then wasted no time summoning Kim Jong-Un to Bejing for three days to explain that re-ignition of the Korean war was not how China wants to begin NEoX; the New Era of Xi. It was now high time for young Kim to put his missiles away and get along with his neighbours - or to face Panda Rage on the world stage.

Much less discussed is SK's deployment of THAAD, the US' Terminal High Altitude Area Defense system; essentially a powerful radar imager which detects ballistic missile launches, extrapolates their trajectory and then fires interceptor missiles to knock them out in flight.  China objects to THAAD being stationed in SK, arguing it can spy directly on China's own military operations.  China's first response was to put SK in the dog house for deploying the system, unofficially boycotting SK products, businesses and celebrities within China and halving the usual 8m Chinese tourists from visiting SK . 


http://www.koreaherald.com/view.php?ud=20180626000649&ACE_SEARCH=1

As painful and expensive as this was, SK actively encouraged tourism from other nations in an attempt to ride out the storm until Nov 2017 when China lifted these restrictions in exchange for SK promises not to develop THAAD any further.

https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/geopolitics/article/2120452/china-wins-its-war-against-south-koreas-us-thaad-missile

https://thediplomat.com/2018/04/is-the-us-south-korea-alliance-in-trouble/

The US and Mr T
The US Republican Party and SK's Pres. Moon recently suggested that Mr T be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for his role in the warming of relations with NK.  Naturally many object but we can all agree that even if Mr T does not deserve the prize the most, he would certainly enjoy it the most and he would definitely milk it the most.

If nothing else, Mr T is an actor, quite possibly an exquisite, sublime, Oscar-worthy actor.  However disappointing his administration may be, in the matter of North Korea, Mr T has played the role of President very well, perhaps even reassuringly responsibly, so far. Admittedly the world gasped at the immaturity of his opening lines; school-playground name-calling such as "I would never call him 'short' and 'fat' " and "Little Rocket Man".  But oh-how-much we relished NK's lofty, scholarly retort of "Dotard". Never was a spat squashed so quickly and so decisively.

Next Mr T had us on the edge of our seats promising to send the aircraft carrier USS Carl Vinson to the region to 'show resolve' while simultaneously initiating drills to evacuate all US personnel from the Korean peninsular. Evidently Mr T had learned that he too can fake the news; with this sly bluff he misdirected the world's attention with chest-beating puffery while the USS Carl Vinson quietly continued to San Diego as planned. Finally as Mr T's speech-writer brought us to an incendiary climax with threats of "fire and fury, the likes of which the world has never seen", Mr T personally improvised with a return to the playground; "My nuclear button is bigger than yours - and it works !".

Through all of this Mr T is to be congratulated for playing out his John Wayne/Gary Cooper/James Stewart alter ego without actually attempting a military solution.  Like previous presidents he seems to have listened to strategists' advice which concludes there is no military solution in which Seoul can be saved.


After all Seoul city includes 25m people living only 30 miles from the DMZ. This distance can be covered in 30 minutes by tanks at full speed or  less than 3 minutes for the slowest regular rockets. In the event of hostilities, even the most modern technology could not prevent large parts of Seoul being levelled in hours - and with it ~230,000 US troops and english teachers. Not something for a president to blemish his CV with unnecessarily.

http://time.com/4751933/south-korea-evacuation-exercise-military/

As the 12 June Kim-Trump summit in Singapore approached, most media tried to show Mr T as inexperienced and ill-prepared. How much did he know about the history of the Korean war, about NK's military, did he think he could sign a peace treaty, how would he know if Kim could be trusted, how much time would Mr T need to assess Kim ? Mr T batted back the questions with the measured contempt they deserved; they were designed to trip him up and garner ignorant, arrogant or otherwise embarrassing sound-bites at a time when he needed to remain calm, focused and to stay within his remit. 



Ultimately Mr T did exactly what was required of a president; he flew in, shook hands, had lunch, signed some papers, showed off his limo and flew back - in time for his birthday 2 days later. Rocket launches have been postponed in return for military exercises put on hold. Against expectations, in a very difficult situation, as the world held its breath, Mr T delivered, presidentially.

https://www.military.com/daily-news/2018/06/25/trump-kim-summit-assessment.html

It is still far from clear if Kim Jong-Un is sincere about resetting NK's relationship with the rest of the world. This and any steps towards a peace on the peninsular would require a lot of hard work over a long time by many dedicated specialists. However all sides are now talking at senior levels and with a regularity not seen in decades. Unless and until it fails, 12 June 2018 may be one of the first real Apollo 11 moments of the new millennium; one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind. One thing is already certain; Mr T may survive a term or two, but inevitably he will be a note in the margin. Meanwhile, NEoX, the New Era of Xi, is already firmly established and well underway. 


A hard act to follow: the constitution of China now updated to include 'Xi JinPing Thought'







Monday, 23 May 2016

Dictatorship: - an old career in new Korea


All things considered, this millennium is proving to be something of a sticky wicket for those impatient visionaries who seized power, legally or not, to make a gilded career for themselves as a high and mighty despot to bring new order to a nation of quarrelsome ingrates.  In the 20th century it could be pretty much taken for granted that once the necessary collaborators had been sought, bribes paid, arms shipped, governments suspended, trade hijacked, bank accounts re-routed and emergency laws enacted, that the token civil unrest would quickly die down so that international corporations could safely beat a path to the door to pay homage to and do business with The New Management. Alas now in the 21st century, even those who spent decades seeding family and friends into the government and military to consolidate their personal power can be surprised to find it suddenly slipping away like sand through their fingers.

9 April 2003: statue of Saddam Hussein falls in Firdos Square, Baghdad


A-list despots who recently jumped or were pushed (to media fanfare at least) include Iraq's Saddam Hussein, Libya's Col. Gaddafi and Egypt's President Mubarak.  Meanwhile in Africa, the land of the Tin-Pot Despot, since year 2000 they said "Thanks but no thanks" to two handfulls of B-listers including Eyadema (Togo), Rene (Seychelles), Moi (Kenya), Hayedalla (Mauritania), Ben Ali (Tunisia), Kabila (Congo-Kinshasa), Taylor (Liberia), Bozize (Central African Republic), Sata (Zambia), etc, etc.  All in all one could be forgiven for thinking that the ceaselessly beaten, raped, tortured, imprisoned and murdered indigents were not at all happy with the kindness and benevolence bestowed by their loving masters.

Oct 2011: Col. Gaddafi captured and killed at the Battle of Sirte


Naturally Asia has also had its fair share of visionary dictators. After all, who could forget Ferdinand Marcos of the Philippines, or more colourfully perhaps; Imelda Marcos' 3,000 pairs of shoes ?  There was also Suharto (Indonesia), Pol Pot (Cambodia), Ho Chi Minh (N Vietnam) and Mao Zedong (China). 


"I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty." - Imelda Marcos.
Her excess spawned the word 'Imeldific'.
http://imeldamarcos.weebly.com/her-closet.html


However, unique in all these is North Korea's home grown Kim dynasty; Kim Il-Sung, Kim Jong-Il and today's Kim Jong-Un.  Incredible as it may seem, the personality cult promoted by this succession has eclipsed all others before it, including even the Grand Masters Stalin and Mao Zedong.  Kim Il-Sung began by granting himself the modest title of 'Great Leader' as early as 1949.  By the time Kim Jong-Il was moving onto centre stage, the title had been upgraded to 'Supreme Leader'.  One can only assume that during the career of the present Kim Jong-Un, there will be another promotion to 'Super Supreme Leader', by which time Pizza Hut will need to think long and hard if it has any intent of ever doing business in North Korea.



Before: Kim Il-Sung - alone and austere
After: much happier, Kim Il-Sung with Kim Jong-Il, keeping it in the family

The wider world does not know everything about life in North Korea, but to outside observers the Kims certainly appear to have hog-tied the country with key ideologies that have outlived the times.  Since the 1950's Kim Il-Sung's policy of 'Juche' (essentially 'self-reliance') and later Kim Jong-Il's policy of 'Songun' (military first) have pervaded, shaped and controlled every aspect of education, economics and politics. When combined with the Cult of Kim, these ideologies have essentially become a religion but without the usual spiritual elements.  While similar policies may have been trendy in the cold war climate of the 1950's, by 1978 even the ascendant Deng Xioaping (and by 1989 even the descendant Mr Gorbachev) could see that "The times they are a changing". In fact in the modern era the irrelevance of old doctrines, the determination to punish dissent with death and a blind refusal to even consider the evidence for ideas which challenge ideology is probably only rivaled by one other famously monolithic institution; the Catholic church.  


Entrenched ideologies #1: the earth orbiting the sun:
Proposed by Aristarcus of Samos in 270 BC
Discussed in Persia by Al Katibi in 1277 AD
Published by Copernicus in 1543 AD
Banned by The Inquisition in 1616 AD
Re-publication allowed by the church in 1822 AD
Finally conceded by Pope John Paul II in 1992 AD
Basically; enlightenment in North Korea shouldn't be expected anytime soon.
Here endeth the lesson - Amen.


So how should the Kim dynasty maintain it's longevity, given that despots are dropping like flies the world over, given that even countries like Iran are reigning in their nuclear ambitions and given that North Korea spectacularly underperforms in virtually everything compared with its southern neighbour (except possibly in the production of beer and methamphetamine) ?  Just how is a young and thrusting despot supposed to earn the title of 'Super Supreme Leader' these days ?  Well this is the evidence so far of the legacy which may come to define the new leadership.

1) Set the trend, don't follow the curve


Haircut 100 with Nick Heyward


Haircut 101 with Kim Jong-Un

This promotional offer in a barber's window in west London did not find favour with embassy officials.  Attempts to intimidate the owner into removing the poster instantly transformed this local high street prank into global news.

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/apr/15/north-koreans-complain-london-hairdresser-kim-jong-un


2) Give them what they want, what they really, really want ... celebrity of course

South Korea's K-Pop industry makes it world leader in churning out fresh flesh.  Giggly girl groups and moody blue boy bands are launched not just monthly but often quite literally weekly. Talent less it may be, relentless certainly but at the same time it's a huge money-spinner - just what every cash-strapped dictator needs to fund a nuclear arsenal.  No surprise then that Moranbong, the DPRK's most popular girl group has been heavily lauded at the very highest level.


Moranbong - North Korea's home grown experiment with K-Pop
http://www.theguardian.com/world/video/2015/dec/13/the-all-girl-north-korean-pop-group-moranbong-band-perform-video


Keen observers are waiting patiently to see if the next home grown clone will be a Psy from the Democratic People's Party.



3) Pinch with pride
Secret agents, spyplanes, drones ?  Old news these days. Cyber attacks are now The New Black.  Essentially it is an international competition to hide in plain sight, take what you want without anyone knowing it is missing and of course to leave no traces behind. Attacks are notoriously hard to pinpoint but more frequently the trail of crumbs leads back to a very hungry mouse in North Korea.  

http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/north-korea-behind-81m-bangladesh-bank-cyber-heist-1559949



Protests of innocence have been less than convincing


Ultimately we shall have to wait and see.
It could be all of these or far, far worse !

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